Korean-American Bowl XXXL
After reading stories about Hines Ward and Sonya Thomas, I have the ultimate challenge for them both. How about we bring them over and challenge them to see who is the first to eat 26 sandwiches, run 100 yards, only to get feild tackled at the end by say Brian Urlacher (for no reason other than I am a Bear's fan). The trick is you have to keep the sandwiches down. You toss your cookies, you toss your chances.
A look at the competitors:
Ms. Thomas:
Cheesecake: 11 pounds in 9 minutes
Chicken Wings: 167 wings in 32 minutes
Eggs: 65 hard boiled eggs in 40 seconds
Lobster: 44 pounds in 12 minutes
Tacos: 48 chicken soft tacos in 11 minutes
Mr. Ward
Yards per game: 55.4
Longest Catch: 85
Average Yards After Catch: 4.3
Touch Downs: 52
Fumbles: 6
Handicaping
At first Ward would be considered the favorite. A six foot, 215 lbs., football player not only has the moves, but is likely used to large meals to keep up his playing weight and metabolism. Meanwhile Sonya is pushing 40, and based on the stats you click to above you can see she lost a step from her youth comparing between her earlier "Turducken" win and the recent "Turkey" win. However Ms. Thomas cannot be immedatly discounted. Her slight 100 lbs. frame may prove to be too elusive a target for Urlacher to effectively tackle. And if she does go down, since she is used to eating so much and keeping it down, the event that Ward will do the technicolor yawn cannot be discounted.
Opening Line: Ward by pickle
Finally for good measure, we will have Chan-ho Park choking on the sidelines.
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